Don't talk to strangers

If you have been living under a rock, or were just released from the pokey, or ran away from the convent on Thursday, then perhaps you haven't seen this little performance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jpIEO_HUmI

As the sweaty but still delicous Rick said, it's all about her college education. You do realize, with the right combination of miracles, that's entirely possible. Sahara's fighting like a tiger. What are you doing to help?